“I see Prince William is going back to school, and having a discount on his fees, I wonder if he is entitled to free school diners.
Come on, make up your mind William, what are you going to do with your life, I suppose its all down to granny.
Your career in the forces was short lived wasn't it, how much did it cost us to train you as a helicopter pilot?
I suppose you get bored easily, come on people, when are you going to wake up and see how much money is wasted on the royals.
Something about your area!